“I had to introduce Blake to Lady Gaga. She looked at us like we were freaks. Blake had this scared look on his face. I’m like, ‘This is my husband.’ Gaga was nice. I told her she should have turned her cane into a flask so she could have a drink during the show.” — Miranda Lambert
Ha, that’s too funny
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I asked Blake, ‘Dude, why didn’t you tell me I got fat?’ He said, ‘That would go over like a lead balloon. It’s not my job to tell you you’re fat. It’s my job to tell you you’re beautiful.’
- Miranda Lambert (via where-a-flower-blooms)
He is super hot
Your husband bought you flowers? Eff that! My husband gave support of my semi-healthy relationship with alcohol by getting me this amazing metal wall sign. SUCK IT, OTHER MARRIED COUPLES! ( Except the cool ones. You know who you are.) (Taken with instagram)
That’s amazing! My future husband had better know me this well.
Hi, you look hot.





